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Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed as low down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower,gifts and jewellery applications thathad operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs,such as Romance 9.5 and PersonalAttention 6.5,

but installed undesirable programs such as FormulaOne 5.0, NBA 3.0 and WorldCup2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried runningNagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate Housewife

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Reply: Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and downloadTears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 andFlowers 3.5.

But remember, over use can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad programthat will createSnoring Loudly. wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall anotherBoyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommendHot Tasty Food 3.0 and TongkatAli 6.9.

Good Luck,

IT Support